Mad Pundit Radio Preview for 8/19/06

On Saturday August 19th, 2006 the cast and crew of Mad Pundit Radio will descend upon the studios of 640 WGST at 1pm to grind out the next political dance-party. Here are some of the issues in the hopper:

Mid-80’s Peter Gabriel look-a-like John Mark Karr is arrested in Thailand for the murder of Jon-Benet Ramsey. As Lucky put it in a voice-mail to the pundit, “he looks like he’s guilty of something.” The pundit agrees. But is he guilty of this particular crime? His ex-wife has cast doubt on the story saying he was with her during that Christmas season. But Thai officials seem to believe they’ve got the right man. And what’s the deal with the Boulder D.A.?
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The cease-fire is on in Lebanon and Hizbollah is busy buying the allegiance of the Lebanese citizens with rebuilding grants for those who lost property during the Israeli bombardment. Let’s leave aside the truth that the Lebanese citizens are being bullied into accepting funds from Hizbollah under threat of reprisal from the militia group.

Let’s concentrate on another question. Where in the hell does this band of outlaws get all of this reparation money from? Syria? Iran? Is it okay for any country to step in and buy loyalty from these folks? If so, why not us? We have more money than Iran. Let’s buy ‘em if we have to.

We’ll also get into the general state of the cease-fire. Is it as advertised, a chance for international troops to get in there and disarm Hizbollah, or just breathing space that will allow the militia to resupply for the next round of rocket attacks?
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Cynthia McKinney claims that the electronic voting machines now being used in the state of Georgia are ‘designed’ to steal elections. Mind you she’s not saying that they are faulty. She’s not saying they could malfunction and declare a wrong winner. She’s saying that they are actually designed at the factory to steal elections, presumably from minorities.

Ms. McKinney received a standing ovation from over 200 people at the church where she made these statements. The pundit would like to explore the phenomenon of racial paranoia. What kind of person falls for this load of crap?
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The pundit is beside himself over something that most have paid no attention to. A group of elite astronomers are about to change the definition of the word ‘planet.’ The solar system made up of the nine planets you were taught about in school is about to change drastically and the so-called experts have gotten it all wrong! Tune in and the pundit will rant and rave and convince you he, and only he, has the right system of planet classification.
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That’s the stuff in the hopper. As usual we may get to it all... but will probably run out of time. And there’s always the chance your host will decide to go in a completely different direction at the last minute. You can bet on a Lightning Round or two- but the rest of the show depends on whatever mood overtakes the pundit just before we go on-air.

Please join us.